November 5, 2009: Lena blogs a conversation with "Fuck me!" Gracye Cheng and skank Nan Ni.
November 3, 2009: Lena Chen links to an article by UPENN's resident skank wannabe Lindsey Stull.
November 2, 2009: "This picture sums up the night," writes Lena. "Faggot Jason Burke was sweaty, domestic violence offender Christine Yu was jaded, and selfish suicidal psycho Courtney Kennedy was drunk."
October 30, 2009: Lena "I have to work my way through school!" Chen posts a photo of her in Amsterdam (from her Nth European jetsetting jaunt).
October 28, 2009: A Harvard club takes Lena Chen to task for her slapdash research. (Shallow thinking from Lena Chen? Gee, who'd'a'thunk'it??)
October 16, 2009: Unable to have any idea that doesn't originate from her cunt, Lena Chen co-writes (with Christine Yu) a review of lube. (Her co-writer, Christine Z. Yu, a skank at MIT, has an arrest record for domestic violence.)
October 8, 2009: Lena leaves on a jetsetting trip to Chicago
Sept. 29-20, 2009: Lena blogs (again--see Sept 10-13) about the IUD shoved up her snatch.
Sept. 23, 27, 2009: Lena posts crap about her friend Courtney Kennedy's haircut. (Needless to say, "Kennedy" is as mentally fucked-up as Lena.)
Sept. 22, 2009: Proving that she's never heard the phrase, "the lady doth protest too much," Lena Chen tries (yet again--see July 18, 2009 and July 20, 2008) to rationalize how "poor" she is, despite her ubiquitous blog-postings of 1) stuffing her face with pricey food 2) shopping sprees for clothes and 3) European jet-setting. Readers are left to conjecture that Lena is being "staked" by her fuckbuddy Patrick Hamm.
Sept. 17, 2009: Lena Chen reveals that she has an STD. Gee, big surprise! lol.
Sept 10-13, 2009: Unable to have any idea that doesn't originate from her cunt, Lena Chen liveblogs a clinic's poking in Lena's pussy in preparation for shoving an IUD up there.
Sept 7, 2009: Lena Chen blogs that she's loaned her phone to big-tittied Tara Moross.
Sept 1, 2009: Lena blogs that she's moved into her fuckbuddy Patrick Hamm's apartment. In lieu of rent, Lena will allow Patrick to spunk on her face whenever he desires.
August 24, 2009: Lena Chen's jetsetting trip thru Europe (on Mommy and Daddy's credit cards) comes to an end.
August 20, 2009: Lena Chen blogs about how she enjoys rapesex with her fuckbuddy Patrick Hamm.
August 17, 2009: Lena tweets that she will soon be co-blogging with Christine Yu (arrested for assault and battery, 2008). They are kindred spirits: they both have slutblogs about shoving things up their Gaping Gashes...and everyone knows their writing sucks. Except them, of course.
August 16: Lena creams over her upcoming jetsetting jaunt to Spain. She also creams over stuffing her Monstrous Maw with pricey food at Blue Pepper.
August 13: Jetsetting on mommy, daddy and Patrick's dime, Lena Chen creams over going to the Kröller-Müller Museum (OMG!!1)
August 12: IvyGateBlog mocks Lena Chen's skankiness and pretention.
August 11-12: Paris Hilton wannabe Lena Chen scribbles about jetsetting and stuffing her Monstrous Maw with upscale food. (Must be nice to have a fuckbuddy who foots the bill as Patrick does, ay?)
August 10: Lena Chen blogs slutty pics of herself again. She also posts pics of food she dreams of shoving into her Monstrous Maw. Lena Chen, who tweets about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with restaurant food on a daily basis, writes BS about cooking and "Eating In." Yarite.
August 7: Chen tweets about writing a postcard about "getting trashed in Belgrade" and filling her monstrous maw with pricey coffee at "the 8th cafe I've visited since arrival" (OMG!!1)
August 3: Lena posts a photo of herself jetsetting in Hellbrunn, Germany.
She also reveals that she bought her dress on a previous spree for only
25 bucks (OMG!!1)
August 2: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with pricey food
at Carpe Diem.
August 1: Lena blogs the itinerary for this summer's jetsetting jaunt through
Europe (OMG!11) Lena no doubt deserves the break, since she worked a
WHOLE TWO MONTHS this summer!!1
July 30: Lena blogs about taking uncondomed penis into her Gaping Gash
for the "College Candy" blog. Which calls to mind the episode where a used
condom, forgotten after a bout of blackout sex, slides out of Lena Chen's
Gaping Gash 24 hours later.
July 30: Lena recounts stuffing her Monstrous Maw with donuts from the
pricey Bottega Louie eatery.
July 29: Lena whines about quote-unquote "hate mail."
July 29: Famewhore Lena Chen links to a blurb she wrote for the Crimson,
detailing how her friends/mom/sexbuddy have to chauffeur her around
when she needs a ride.
July 28: Lena navelgazes about the movie "Bruno." She shares that most
of her gay friends aren't "nymphomanic, trend-chasing fame whores." Since
Lena Chen is a motherfucking expert on that topic, we'll take her word for it.
July 28: Lena recounts pissing away $50 on an acupuncture treatment.
July 26: Lena posts yet another Anatomy of a Spending Spree: "Yves Saint
Laurent corset top...Gigi and Coco skirt (purchased at the very adorable Beacon
Hill boutique Holiday)...Stuart Weitzman heels."
July 24: Lena navelgazes about whether it's time to shove an IUD into her Gaping
Gash.
July 21: Lena "Harvard's Own Paris Hilton" Chen blogs about a party at the "super
trendy" Edison. (OMG!!1)
July 18: Lena tries to "explain the haterade." Amusingly, Lena "Jetsetting to Europe/
Buying Shit in New York/Stuffing My Face on Pricey Food in Philly" Chen lies that she
"had to work my ass off every term to have the same lifestyle as my college friends."
Sure, because all of our friends who "work their asses off" have SCADS
of time to post effervescent self-indulgent twitter tweets about their
latest spending spree or upscale sushi gorgefest...
July 17: Horrified that readers discovered Lena's twitter that confessed her sexblog
was a "bad idea," Lena attempts damage control. She posts a cunt-deep-in-denial
bit of navel-gazing to her sexblog, but the truth outs itself despite Lena's best
efforts. Lena's list of things she "lost because of it: I spent most of college disassociating
myself from my peers, physically running away (to New York, to Philadelphia,
abroad), and questioning my own sanity."
July 16: Lena blogs for "College Candy." Subject? Foreskin on penises she
stuffs into her Gaping Gash. My, how much Lena's mind has grown at
Harvard!
July 14: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with food from Xinh
Xinh.
July 10: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with food from the Mei
Sum Bakery. Lena "I wanna be taken seriously as a writer" Chen also reminds
readers of her contest to win a vibrator (OMG!!1)
July 9: Yet another Anatomy of a Shopping Spree: "Murmur jacket (from High
Society in SF’s Marina District)...Yanuk jeans...Chuck Taylor All-Stars...Ferre
sunglasses."
July 8: Lena blogs hackneyed hackery about "What the Government Doesn't
Want You to Know About Cocaine."
July 6: Lena blogs about stuffing food into her Monstrous Maw from New Saigon
Sandwich shop, as well as the Hungry I.
July 5: Lena blogs about her need to begin working out again, since her ass got
bloated over the winter. She also blogs about guzzling coffee the previous day
at Andala Coffee House. She's always thinkin' them deep thoughts, yo.
July 3: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw for dinner at the The Red House
July 2: In a recycling of hackneyed hackery from Lena's sexblog, Lena "the guys
I fuck are white" Chen hypocritically writes that people shouldn't have a "type."
(See also Nov 26, 2007: "Lena "the guys I fuck are white" Chen posts a blog
with the title "Sorry, I Don't Do Azn" and bemusedly quotes one of her self-
hating friends: "He’s hot in a my-grandparents- laid-the-Transcontinental-
Railroad kind of way.")
July 1: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw at the Andala Coffee House
June 30: Lena "I'm so poor I need financial aid" Chen blogs about a $167 dress she bought on a shopping spree at Ilus.
June 29: Lena blogs a picture of a $50 dress she bought on a shopping spree at Yumi Kim. Lena takes a break to stuff her Monstrous Maw with pricey food at Antibes Bistro.
June 28: Lena posts the Anatomy of a Shopping Spree: "Rebecca Taylor dress...DRU New York heels (brand-new and found at Beacon’s Closet)...Necklace, not really visible (from a sample sale at Ilus)"
June 25: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw at Cafe Pamplona.
June 24: Lena posts trite, hackneyed hackery about "paganism."
June 21: Lena posts the Anatomy of a Shopping Spree: "Banana Republic tube top...Aqua skirt (snatched off a mannequin at Second Time Around)...Cole Haan boat shoes." Lena also blogs a snippet of a chat she had about pornography.
June 19: Another Anatomy of a Shopping Spree: "Henri Bendel cardigan...White House Black Market top...alice + olivia skirt (a crazy steal for $30 [OMG!!!1] at Peachfrog, a designer liquidator in Williamsburg)...Cole Haan flats (borrowed from Evelina)
June 19: Whiny bitch Lena Chen, who has posted pictures of her face smeared with cum, and is amused that her fuckbuddy calls her "whore whore slut," has a temper tantrum when a man says that Lena "dropped my cock out of your mouth in my bedroom last night.”
June 18: Lena Chen blogs about why she enjoys stuffing dick into her Gaping Gash on the first date. Quel surprise...
June 16: Lena "I work my ass off!!1" Chen tweets that, as a "woman of leisure," she never wakes up before 11am
June 11: Lena "It's not a sex blog!1" Chen blogs about being felt up by her live-in fuckbuddy and her intent on stuffing an IUD up her Gaping Gash.
June 10: Needing more space in her Shitstuffed Shopping Bag, Lena starts a tumblr for pricey crap she now wants to dump. Listed are nearly $1,000 worth of crap Lena had accumulated on her many shopping sprees.
June 9: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with pricey food at Genki Living.
June 4: Lena "I was kicked out of Harvard my junior year" Chen blogs about "embracing her Ivy snobbery."
June 4: Lena blogs triffling tripe about whether "age is just a number." Needless to say, reader "Stacey" calls Lena on her BS. After getting the better of the argument, Stacey's comments are deleted.
June 4: Unable to secure a finance job, Lena "I flunked out of school" Chen blames her unemployability on "nepotism."
June 3: Lena laments that her fuckbuddy hasn't plugged Lena's Gaping Gash "in days."
for the "College Candy" blog. Which calls to mind the episode where a used
condom, forgotten after a bout of blackout sex, slides out of Lena Chen's
Gaping Gash 24 hours later.
July 30: Lena recounts stuffing her Monstrous Maw with donuts from the
pricey Bottega Louie eatery.
July 29: Lena whines about quote-unquote "hate mail."
July 29: Famewhore Lena Chen links to a blurb she wrote for the Crimson,
detailing how her friends/mom/sexbuddy have to chauffeur her around
when she needs a ride.
July 28: Lena navelgazes about the movie "Bruno." She shares that most
of her gay friends aren't "nymphomanic, trend-chasing fame whores." Since
Lena Chen is a motherfucking expert on that topic, we'll take her word for it.
July 28: Lena recounts pissing away $50 on an acupuncture treatment.
July 26: Lena posts yet another Anatomy of a Spending Spree: "Yves Saint
Laurent corset top...Gigi and Coco skirt (purchased at the very adorable Beacon
Hill boutique Holiday)...Stuart Weitzman heels."
July 24: Lena navelgazes about whether it's time to shove an IUD into her Gaping
Gash.
July 21: Lena "Harvard's Own Paris Hilton" Chen blogs about a party at the "super
trendy" Edison. (OMG!!1)
July 18: Lena tries to "explain the haterade." Amusingly, Lena "Jetsetting to Europe/
Buying Shit in New York/Stuffing My Face on Pricey Food in Philly" Chen lies that she
"had to work my ass off every term to have the same lifestyle as my college friends."
Sure, because all of our friends who "work their asses off" have SCADS
of time to post effervescent self-indulgent twitter tweets about their
latest spending spree or upscale sushi gorgefest...
July 17: Horrified that readers discovered Lena's twitter that confessed her sexblog
was a "bad idea," Lena attempts damage control. She posts a cunt-deep-in-denial
bit of navel-gazing to her sexblog, but the truth outs itself despite Lena's best
efforts. Lena's list of things she "lost because of it: I spent most of college disassociating
myself from my peers, physically running away (to New York, to Philadelphia,
abroad), and questioning my own sanity."
July 16: Lena blogs for "College Candy." Subject? Foreskin on penises she
stuffs into her Gaping Gash. My, how much Lena's mind has grown at
Harvard!
July 14: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with food from Xinh
Xinh.
July 10: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with food from the Mei
Sum Bakery. Lena "I wanna be taken seriously as a writer" Chen also reminds
readers of her contest to win a vibrator (OMG!!1)
July 9: Yet another Anatomy of a Shopping Spree: "Murmur jacket (from High
Society in SF’s Marina District)...Yanuk jeans...Chuck Taylor All-Stars...Ferre
sunglasses."
July 8: Lena blogs hackneyed hackery about "What the Government Doesn't
Want You to Know About Cocaine."
July 6: Lena blogs about stuffing food into her Monstrous Maw from New Saigon
Sandwich shop, as well as the Hungry I.
July 5: Lena blogs about her need to begin working out again, since her ass got
bloated over the winter. She also blogs about guzzling coffee the previous day
at Andala Coffee House. She's always thinkin' them deep thoughts, yo.
July 3: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw for dinner at the The Red House
July 2: In a recycling of hackneyed hackery from Lena's sexblog, Lena "the guys
I fuck are white" Chen hypocritically writes that people shouldn't have a "type."
(See also Nov 26, 2007: "Lena "the guys I fuck are white" Chen posts a blog
with the title "Sorry, I Don't Do Azn" and bemusedly quotes one of her self-
hating friends: "He’s hot in a my-grandparents- laid-the-Transcontinental-
Railroad kind of way.")
July 1: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw at the Andala Coffee House
June 30: Lena "I'm so poor I need financial aid" Chen blogs about a $167 dress she bought on a shopping spree at Ilus.
June 29: Lena blogs a picture of a $50 dress she bought on a shopping spree at Yumi Kim. Lena takes a break to stuff her Monstrous Maw with pricey food at Antibes Bistro.
June 28: Lena posts the Anatomy of a Shopping Spree: "Rebecca Taylor dress...DRU New York heels (brand-new and found at Beacon’s Closet)...Necklace, not really visible (from a sample sale at Ilus)"
June 25: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw at Cafe Pamplona.
June 24: Lena posts trite, hackneyed hackery about "paganism."
June 21: Lena posts the Anatomy of a Shopping Spree: "Banana Republic tube top...Aqua skirt (snatched off a mannequin at Second Time Around)...Cole Haan boat shoes." Lena also blogs a snippet of a chat she had about pornography.
June 19: Another Anatomy of a Shopping Spree: "Henri Bendel cardigan...White House Black Market top...alice + olivia skirt (a crazy steal for $30 [OMG!!!1] at Peachfrog, a designer liquidator in Williamsburg)...Cole Haan flats (borrowed from Evelina)
June 19: Whiny bitch Lena Chen, who has posted pictures of her face smeared with cum, and is amused that her fuckbuddy calls her "whore whore slut," has a temper tantrum when a man says that Lena "dropped my cock out of your mouth in my bedroom last night.”
June 18: Lena Chen blogs about why she enjoys stuffing dick into her Gaping Gash on the first date. Quel surprise...
June 16: Lena "I work my ass off!!1" Chen tweets that, as a "woman of leisure," she never wakes up before 11am
June 11: Lena "It's not a sex blog!1" Chen blogs about being felt up by her live-in fuckbuddy and her intent on stuffing an IUD up her Gaping Gash.
June 10: Needing more space in her Shitstuffed Shopping Bag, Lena starts a tumblr for pricey crap she now wants to dump. Listed are nearly $1,000 worth of crap Lena had accumulated on her many shopping sprees.
June 9: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with pricey food at Genki Living.
June 4: Lena "I was kicked out of Harvard my junior year" Chen blogs about "embracing her Ivy snobbery."
June 4: Lena blogs triffling tripe about whether "age is just a number." Needless to say, reader "Stacey" calls Lena on her BS. After getting the better of the argument, Stacey's comments are deleted.
June 4: Unable to secure a finance job, Lena "I flunked out of school" Chen blames her unemployability on "nepotism."
June 3: Lena laments that her fuckbuddy hasn't plugged Lena's Gaping Gash "in days."
May 21: Lena Chen blogs hackneyed hackery about "splitting the bill on Plan B"--an issue of obvious personal interest to Lena, in light of all the cum which has spurted into her Gaping Gash. (In response to a commenter who mocks Lena's self-entitlement spiel, Lena tries to play ironic: "I suppose I should blow my “abortion” money on shoes instead." Of course, in light of Lena's shopping habits, this might not be too far from the truth :P)
May 21: "When I lived in NY during the summer of 2007, I partied all the time at 230 Fifth," writes jetsetter Lena Chen. "This was before I realized rooftop bars are for douches."
May 18: Lena muses over whether to shove a $32 dress into her Shitstuffed Shopping Bag.
May 17: Famewhore Lena Chen creams over some yammering she'll be doing at the prestigious Western Washington University. Topic? How Indiscriminately Shoving Dick up your Gaping Gash Advances Feminism. You go, girl.
May 15: Lena tweets about guzzling pricey booze with her Monstrous Maw at The Standard in LA.
May 13: Lena Chen tweets that she's maxed out a credit card.
May 12: Lena blogs about dropping $80 on cheese from Formaggio Kitchen.
May 9: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with pricey food at Burtons Grill.
May 8: Lena stuffs her Monstrous Maw with pricey fare at Barking Crab by the Seaport.
May 7: "My new ‘do is courtesy of Janida at Avanti." OMG!!1
May 5: Lena posts yet another Anatomy of a Shopping Spree: "Loyandford dress (from Beacon’s Closet)...Jimmy Choo flats...Gianfranco Ferré sunglasses."
May 4: Lena posts another Anatomy of a Shopping Spree after a jaunt to Diva Dollz to fill her Shitstuffed Shopping Bag.
May 1: Lena whines about a flight layover on her latest jetsetting excursion out west.
April 29: Lena blogs about the "Sex at Harvard" panel meeting. Lena "I blog pics
of my face smeared in semen" Chen is shocked--SHOCKED!--to learn that the
typical Harvard student isn't as skanky as she is. ("I was pretty surprised that
no one addressed the point that 42% of Harvard students haven’t had anal, oral,
or vaginal intercourse in the past year." OMG!!1) It's called studying, Lena...
maybe if you'd known that, you wouldn't have gotten kicked out of school you
junior year.
April 29: Lena bitches about her fuckbuddy's absence, since that means she has
to cook or (far more often) drop would-be shopping spree money on food. "The
prospect of washing an entire load of dishes to create one meal is just not appealing
to me," Lena whines.
April 28: Lena blogs another Anatomy of a Shopping Spree: "Forever 21 headband, only worn when dealing with major unwashed hair...Nanette Lepore dress...Jimmy Choo flats...Harvard GSAS tote, accidentally shrunken after last week’s trip to the laundromat." In the photo, Lena is posing with kindred skank Julia Allison.
April 27: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with pricey food from Lala Rokh. Later that evening, she pisses away $30 to go to the House of Blues.
April 26: Dramawhore Lena "I post nude pics online" Chen is miffed by a man's making a pass at her.
April 22: "My entire boob is the size of your nipple," giggles Lena Chen to her friend Tara. (For Lena, this counts as "clever")
April 21: Lena tweets about stuffing her face with "braised pork shoulder at Beacon Hill Hotel & Bistro."
April 19: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with upscale food at Koullshi. "It was the first time I’ve had dinner lying down," shrieks Lena (who forgets all the cum dinners she's slurped down over teh years...)
April 17: Lena pisses away money for show tickets.
April 14: Lena navelgazes about the "cash back" merits of keeping her Bank of (MommyPays) America credit card.
April 13: Lena navelgazes about her friend Kennedy's psychotic break the previous summer. Money quote: "Who am I really to issue a judgment when I’ve taken to flinging myself"--read: her Gaping Gash--"at men during times of particular emotional turmoil?"--read: whenever my Gash itches.
April 13: Lena Chen blogstalks a girlfriend of an ex-boyfriend of Lena's friend Kennedy. "They started dating on or about April 3," blogs the Junior Detective. (Oh, and Lena blogs icky details of Kennedy's psychotic break, to boot. Yum!!1)
April 4: Lena blogs about pissing away $30 on a swimsuit (Retro Halter One-Piece at American Eagle Outfitters).
April 1: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw at Match.
September 3, 2008: Lena Chen blogs about the murder dreams of her psycho friend, faggot Jason Burke.
May 21: "When I lived in NY during the summer of 2007, I partied all the time at 230 Fifth," writes jetsetter Lena Chen. "This was before I realized rooftop bars are for douches."
May 18: Lena muses over whether to shove a $32 dress into her Shitstuffed Shopping Bag.
May 17: Famewhore Lena Chen creams over some yammering she'll be doing at the prestigious Western Washington University. Topic? How Indiscriminately Shoving Dick up your Gaping Gash Advances Feminism. You go, girl.
May 15: Lena tweets about guzzling pricey booze with her Monstrous Maw at The Standard in LA.
May 13: Lena Chen tweets that she's maxed out a credit card.
May 12: Lena blogs about dropping $80 on cheese from Formaggio Kitchen.
May 9: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with pricey food at Burtons Grill.
May 8: Lena stuffs her Monstrous Maw with pricey fare at Barking Crab by the Seaport.
May 7: "My new ‘do is courtesy of Janida at Avanti." OMG!!1
May 5: Lena posts yet another Anatomy of a Shopping Spree: "Loyandford dress (from Beacon’s Closet)...Jimmy Choo flats...Gianfranco Ferré sunglasses."
May 4: Lena posts another Anatomy of a Shopping Spree after a jaunt to Diva Dollz to fill her Shitstuffed Shopping Bag.
May 1: Lena whines about a flight layover on her latest jetsetting excursion out west.
April 29: Lena blogs about the "Sex at Harvard" panel meeting. Lena "I blog pics
of my face smeared in semen" Chen is shocked--SHOCKED!--to learn that the
typical Harvard student isn't as skanky as she is. ("I was pretty surprised that
no one addressed the point that 42% of Harvard students haven’t had anal, oral,
or vaginal intercourse in the past year." OMG!!1) It's called studying, Lena...
maybe if you'd known that, you wouldn't have gotten kicked out of school you
junior year.
April 29: Lena bitches about her fuckbuddy's absence, since that means she has
to cook or (far more often) drop would-be shopping spree money on food. "The
prospect of washing an entire load of dishes to create one meal is just not appealing
to me," Lena whines.
April 28: Lena blogs another Anatomy of a Shopping Spree: "Forever 21 headband, only worn when dealing with major unwashed hair...Nanette Lepore dress...Jimmy Choo flats...Harvard GSAS tote, accidentally shrunken after last week’s trip to the laundromat." In the photo, Lena is posing with kindred skank Julia Allison.
April 27: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with pricey food from Lala Rokh. Later that evening, she pisses away $30 to go to the House of Blues.
April 26: Dramawhore Lena "I post nude pics online" Chen is miffed by a man's making a pass at her.
April 22: "My entire boob is the size of your nipple," giggles Lena Chen to her friend Tara. (For Lena, this counts as "clever")
April 21: Lena tweets about stuffing her face with "braised pork shoulder at Beacon Hill Hotel & Bistro."
April 19: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with upscale food at Koullshi. "It was the first time I’ve had dinner lying down," shrieks Lena (who forgets all the cum dinners she's slurped down over teh years...)
April 17: Lena pisses away money for show tickets.
April 14: Lena navelgazes about the "cash back" merits of keeping her Bank of (MommyPays) America credit card.
April 13: Lena navelgazes about her friend Kennedy's psychotic break the previous summer. Money quote: "Who am I really to issue a judgment when I’ve taken to flinging myself"--read: her Gaping Gash--"at men during times of particular emotional turmoil?"--read: whenever my Gash itches.
April 13: Lena Chen blogstalks a girlfriend of an ex-boyfriend of Lena's friend Kennedy. "They started dating on or about April 3," blogs the Junior Detective. (Oh, and Lena blogs icky details of Kennedy's psychotic break, to boot. Yum!!1)
April 4: Lena blogs about pissing away $30 on a swimsuit (Retro Halter One-Piece at American Eagle Outfitters).
April 1: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw at Match.
September 3, 2008: Lena Chen blogs about the murder dreams of her psycho friend, faggot Jason Burke.
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