Lena Chen "Writes" College Thesis

Well, it looks like Lena Chen's 4+ year career
as a jet-setting, shopping spreeing college whore
are coming to an end. Come June, Lena Chen
will graduate to a jet-setting, shopping spreeing
POST-college whore.

But there's one last LULZ-tunnel before Lena
Chen graduates: slapping together an 80 page
college thesis! So join us as we gaze upon the
Lena Chen trainwreck as she goes through the
motions of academic work.

Of course, Lena Chen's work-ethic, which got
her kicked out for a year by her college Academic
Discipline Board, is on full display as attention
whore Lena Chen tumblrs and twitters her
way to spurting out that thesis. . .

Feb 3: Lena Chen realizes she has "less than
six weeks" to write her thesis. Since Lena
Chen has devoted her 4+ years to slurping
cum, sex pictures, and rape role-playing,
Lena Chen realizes she'll just have to "wing
it.

Feb 4: Lena Chen, who vowed to avoid the
internet until her thesis is done, posts on
the internet.

Feb 8: Lena Chen, pretending to be burdened
by her thesis, tumblrs: "FML" (Actually,
Lena Chen could prolly just include pics of
her Patrick Hamm semen-smeared face for
80 pages; that's bound to have as much
intellectual depth as anything Lena Chen
is "writing.")

Feb 10: Lena Chen tweets that she'll be
working on her thesis in Central Square.
(Instead, Lena Chen works on details
for her upcoming V-day slut lingere party)

Feb 12: Lena Chen tweets that she needs
a nap. (Kind of hard to exercise the brain
after all those years of just filling one's
orifices.)

Feb 17: Lena Chen tweets her thesis
title: "Please Let Me Graduate (and I'll
suck you like I sucked the cock of my
TF Patrick Hamm)"

Feb 17: Lena Chen tweets that her
thesis will reference Gossip Girl and
Twilight. Because books are just bo-
ringggg.

Feb 19: Lena Chen tweets that, rather
than work on her thesis, she will try to
scrub Wikipedia of the fact that Carol
Leigh "is a fat ugly whore who likes
dicks and likes to defend her right tu
fuck them." (Needless to say, Lena
Chen, who is a fat ugly whore who
likes dicks and likes to defend her
right tu fuck them, takes such
observations personally.)

Feb 20: Lena Chen gives her twitter
a new format.

Feb 27: Lena Chen tumblrs that she'll
take a break from her thesis to allow
her former teacher/present sugar daddy
Patrick Hamm to ejaculate on her face
(again).

Feb 28: Lena Chen learns the meaning
of the phrase "Ibid." She tweets that
she's seeking porn on "anal virginity."

Mar 1: Lena Chen tumblrs that she
actually borrowed a book from the
library ("FML")

Mar 2: Lena Chen tumblrs that her thesis
will include the thoughtful quote, "A tried
and tested cunt marries late."

Mar 2: Lena Chen tumblrs that her writing
is "hell."

Mar 4: Lena Chen, treating the thesis like
the joke that it is, asks twitter-followers
what fuckup words she should include in
it.

Mar 5: Lena Chen tweets that she has
a migraine--perhaps from writing, perhaps
from when her sugar daddy, Patrick Hamm,
yanked Lena Chen's head so he could spurt
his cum on her face. (Again.)

Mar 6: Lena Chen tweets that she's reached
100 citations in her thesis. Odds are that
half of them involve 2girls1cup :P

Mar 7: Lena Chen tweets that she's actually
reading a book!

Mar 9: "Currently thesising from bed," tumblrs
Lena Chen, as she stuffs her Hello Kitty dildo
up her snatch with Patrick Hamm.