Zoe Yang Lena Chen: 2whoresNOjob

Gotta laugh at this one: this week, jobless Lena Chen decided to
whore it up on YouTube with another jobless cunt: Zoe Yang
(aka Jing Yang aka Yijing Yang)...(two other whores make an
appearance: Chloe Angyal yeah, the same skank Chloe Angyal
who fittingly compared Lena Chen to Spitzer's whore...and
Amelia Parry-McDonell)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3YbZRROYHQ

A little of the backstory about Zoe Yang ...

It all started when Zoe Yang, unable to be accepted into an Ivy,
got shitcanned to Pomona. Nestled in with all the other wealthy
wannabes, Zoe Yang (Jing Yang) hit upon a brilliant idea: blog
about SEX! And add PICTURES! So little Asian Zoe skankblogged
her heart out.

I have Daddy issues, blogged Zoe Yang (aka Yijing Yang aka Jing Yang)

He made me feel generally inadequate all my life. (It didn't help matters that,

after blowing thousands of dollars at the Winsor School, Zoe Yang's college

application was laughed off by every Ivy in the country...)

I've never gotten close to friends, but I spill my guts to the person I'm fucking.

That person is usually emotionally unavailable, because that's the type I need

to prove that I am adequate and worthy to. That person is invariably no more

capable of understanding me than anyone else in my life, but at least my asian

fetish guy Holden Groves (aka Holden Kortum Groves) can make me feel better

by putting a penis inside me while I beg Holden Groves to fuckie-suckie me like a

cheap chink whore, writes whore Zoe Yang

When we break up, I'll cut Holden Groves out of my life completely because he knows

too much, and I find myself another. Repeat.

That, my friends, is how sexual dependency is born. Even though I talk like it,

I am not the poster girl for healthy sexing. Moving on.

[For MOAR of whore zoe yang's blogging, see here for Zoe Yang Skank crap]

[Rate this blogger Zoe Yang]

Normally, Zoe Yang's writing would have vanished into the void of

teh 'net. But lucky for Zoe Yijing Yang, those lol-cows at Autoadmit

came on the scene.

The folks at Autoadmit submitted Zoe Yang's Jing Yang's writing to the

rigorous scrutiny appropriate for the fuckie-suckie blogger

Zoe Yang aspired to become.

Zoe Yang took the criticism constructively: she screamed, quickly

pulled teh plug on her blog, vowed to "go underground," and did

everything she could to take herself off the grid.

Shortly after (she thought) scrubbing the 'net of all traces of her

fuckie-suckie blogger] and camwhore pics, Zoe Yang embarked on

a job search. She landed at McKinsey & Company in New York.

But it didn't last long...shortly after Zoe Yang's fuckie-suckie past

was blasted across the 'net, McKinsey shitcanned the little ching-chong

whore Zoe Yang...

Once Zoe Yang realized that sex photos aren't exactly good for ascending
the corporate ladder, she immediately tried to change her name to Jing Yang.
Jing Yang (aka Zoe Yang aka Yijing Yang...shit, how many times HAS this
skank changed her name after a selfpwn??) seems unaware that teh internets
are a bit smarter than Zoe Yang is.

So jobless Zoe Yang returned to spreading her legs online...like in Lena Chen's
video, which we could call 2whoresNOjob...since, for all of Lena Chen and
Zoe Yang's gobbling about "feminism," teh truth is that BOTH of the skanks would
be in whorehouses if they weren't whoring themselves out to their white asian
fetish sugar daddies, Holden Groves and Patrick Hamm, Zoe Yang and Lena
Chen would be sucking diseased cock on the freeway.