LOL, Who's Paying Lena Chen's Bills?! (2011)

Pig that she is, Lena Chen squeals the loudest when she's stuck the hardest.

Today, Lena Chen tries to blog YET AGAIN that somehow her aimless jetsetting and attention whoring blogging amount to a "job."

This pose is nothing new for Lena Chen: Witness the past occasions (in 2008, 2009, and 2010) where Lena Chen has blogged to deny the obvious: that her slutblog is the product of a spoiled little rich girl, living out her Paris Hilton wannabe fantasy.

Lena Chen shrieks that she's "Workin' It" as a working-class striver. But, with typical Lena Chen stupidity, moron Lena Chen BLOGS the evidence that exposes her lies (though, as we've seen slow Lena Chen often tries to redact the evidence after her contradictions are pointed out).

So, what is Lena Chen's money-situation? Well, check it out:

1) Lena Chen's Income:

By Lena Chen's own reckoning, she makes less than $20,000 a year blogging. And even that bottom feeding sum is an overstatement: a typical navel-gazing blog-post of hers (like the crap she wrote for "Underwired") only generates $100. Simple arithmetic shows that she'd have to write two hundred blogs to bump the pitiful sum she claims.

2) Now, balance that against Lena Chen's Spending Sprees:

• Lena Chen's numerous jet-setting trips to Europe and cross-country
  
• Lena Chen's 115 blogs detailing Lena's shopping-sprees (just google "Anatomy of an Outfit" and imagine the ka-ching necessary for all this shit)
• Lena Chen's scores of jaunts to restaurants to stuff her face with pricey food
• And much moar
  

So...where's the money coming from? Here are three theories:

Filching Off Her "Friends": Lena Chen, herself, blogs that she's not above milking her "friends" for funds. "I don’t deny that Harvard offers certain advantages, such as well-connected friends who can offer free lodging or entertainment," she blogs.

Daddy's Platinum Card: Lena Chen is the daughter of LA restauranteer George Chen. So a good theory would be that he's "picking up the check" (to borrow his argot) for Lena Chen's whoring it up.

Sugar Daddy City, Baby (Patrick Hamm): Perhaps the best guess would be that Lena Chen's fuckbuddy, Patrick Hamm, is the mystery source of Lena Chen's funding. Lena Chen has blogged that she "moved in" (read: "sponged off of") Patrick Hamm after Harvard booted Lena Chen's ass out of college in 2008. Plus, it stands to reason Lena Chen would want SOMETHING from letting Patrick Hamm ejaculate on her face.