Some readers have noticed Lena Chen's cynicism, but rarely is the worst cynicism noticed: Lena Chen seems to think her readers are STUPID. Or, at least, they lack the attention-spans to notice Lena Chen's clanging self-contradictions which would prompt a normal person to call BULLSHIT! or WTF?!
March 2-3, 2011: Two days after announcing a "blogging hiatus" (and one day after breaking it," jobless fuckup Lena Chen blogs: (1) syrupy horseshit about the sociology teacher, Patrick Hamm, whom student Lena Chen blackmailed out of dumping her worthless yellow skankazz (2) a headshot taken by the Harvard student-sexploiting perv Patrick Hamm. [Only a dozen cumsluts "like" Lena Chen's shitty posts, including Laarni Bulchand (Chicago minilaarni), Lucía Gutiérrez Castro lacondesalucanor), Shana Aoyama Shana Mattson Shana Aoyama-Mattson (Mount Holyoke College, UMASS Boston snazzified), Shahida Arabi (NYU, sa1523@nyu.edu), Claire Gordon (Yale & St Paul's Girls' School), Sarah Landowski, Nivea Christine Herloyan (Nivea Herloyan hernn]
March 1-2, 2011: One day after announcing a "blogging hiatus," attentionwhore Lena Chen fritters away the day...blogging: (1) an email from braindead whore Maia Williams (Mai'a Williams [Sarah Lawrence College]) about Lena Chen's whining about Valentine's Day (2) a photo of herself in front of Ricky's Fish Tacos (in which it's clear that Lena Chen has gorged her way to bloated fatasshood...nonetheless, Lena Chen's tits stay tiny) (3) braindead shit about faggots like Jason D. Burke (4) a photo of perv sociology teacher Patrick Hamm (who looks dejected, no doubt regretting his ever beginning to fuck his asian student Lena Chen, who has blackmailed him from dumping her worthless yellow ass). [A handful of moronic whores pay attention to Lena Chen's manic blogshitting, including diseased skank Maya Dibley [Ribble Valley, England], whore Christina Tolentino [Silverlake], fuglyslut Paula Katarina Tayo [Philippines], skank Maia Williams [Sarah Lawrence College], and Trixie Layhadi [trixmix, jlayha2@gmail.com]]
February 27-28, 2011: Lena Chen spends the rest of sugardaddy Patrick Hamm-supplied pocketmoney on her NYC jetsetting trip. "At Brooklyn Bowl, gorging myself on upscale food!1 OMG!1" tweets skank Lena Chen, "with Rob Prior (whose cock I sucked for rent :P), Nick Molina [Harvard '07] (whose cock I sucked for drink money :P), fired McKinsey whore Jing Yang (who, coincidentally, paid with fuckbuddy azn fetish sugardaddy Holden Groves' credit card), and halfbreed whore Alisha D. Ramos (Alisha Ramos Harvard '12)."
February 27, 2011: Lena Chen posts a picture of her Patrick Hamm-funded jetsetting to LA. The picture shows Lena Chen has ballooned up fat again (from slurpring Harvard sociology teacher Patrick Hamm's jizz?)...but Lena Chen still has tiny tits.February 26, 2011: Desperate to convince herself that her busywork counts as a "job," Lena Chen sucks off Harvard sociology asianfetish perv Patrick Hamm to buy her an Acela ticket for yet ANOTHER aimless jaunt to New York City. Lena Chen (Lena Chen's alibi is that she's "organizing" for Feminist Coming Out Day 2011. As expected, the event only draws a tiny handful of worthless slutwhores, like fuckup halfbreed hapa Alisha Ramos [Alisha D. Ramos history/sociology Harvard '12], whore Shelby Knox, braindead skank Steph Herold [who loves getting her womb vacuumed #ihadanabortion], whoreskank shemale Sam Meier [Sociological and Medical Perspectives on Transgender Identities] and fired McKinsey slut Jing Yang [whos made her fuckbuddy Holden Groves [UCSD Med School] promise to vacuum her cunt the next time his cum dribbles from her mouf into her twat [hgroves@ucsd.edu]])
February 26, 2011: Jobless skank Lena Chen tweets about her latest pointless jaunt to NYC to do some worthless busywork: "In a cab to the Financial District [since Lena Chen never bothered to learn to drive, preferring to let others chauffeur her lazy ass around] So happy to be sucking Harvard '10 Rob Prior's cock in exchange for crashing on his "couch" ;)! Rob Prior [economics Harvard '10]) is turning his apt into @feminismday's NYC headquarters in the AM [but the price is steep: Lena Chen and guttertrash whore Melissa Gira Grant (melissagira) have to give him an oral 3some, OMG!!1 lena chen nude]."
February 25, 2011: Invested in rationalizing her letting scores of cocks plug her cunt, Lena Chen blogs yet again about the STDs infesting her cunt. Coincidentally, Lena Chen also tweets to Lehigh University skank Jessica Chu [jesksa@gmail.com] about the "latina skank" Yanira Araujo (aka Janida at Avanti) who styled her hair at pricey Avanti in Boston--an expense no doubt funded by Harvard sociology perv Patrick Hamm, to stop spoiled cunt Lena Chen from her incessant whining about lacking income.
February 24, 2011: Lena Chen posts MOAR pictures of her aimless jetsetting trip to California. Fuckbuddy Patrick Hamm footed the bill, of course, in exchange for shooting his blobs of semen on Lena Chen's face again (pic of Harvard Patrick Hamm's blobs of semen on his student Lena Chen's face here).
February 23, 2011: Desperate for even the smallest crumbs of publicity, attentionwhore Lena Chen creams herself over an interview with a 200-watt shit radio station in Bumblefuck Indiana. Dumbfucks Molly Adams and Brian Babylon only realize their mistake when Lena Chen proves mentally incapable of generating any idea more complex than a bumper sticker.
February 23, 2011: Anxious to shore up her rapidly deflating blogtraffic, Lena Chen futilely (and manically) posts 3 blogs in a single day--including one where she lies that she wouldn't have been able to afford birth control in college were it not for Planned Parenthood. (Unlike moronic skanks Charlsie Niemiec (Hollins University), Caroline Jarvis (nogreatillusion Brooklyn NY), turdskin whore Rieddhi Shah (Oglethorpe University, riesquared Atlanta, GA), guttertrash whore Allison M. Broder (thatgirlallison NYC) and yellowwhore Holly Wang (NYC hollice@gmail.com), most readers would find Lena Chen's lying claims of poverty OBVIOUSLY inconsistent with Lena Chen's scores of blogged shopping sprees.
February 21-22, 2011: Jobless hack Lena Chen blogs, yet again, about the STDs infesting her snatch. STD infested whore Kathleen Kiefer (MissKaffeine, Louisville KY) "likes" Lena Chen's ad nauseum discussion of the diseases in her cunt.
February 20-21, 2011: Lena Chen mooches a free night's rent from Zac Pollinger, no doubt in exchange for letting Zac Pollinger suck Lena Chen's tiny titties. This leaves Lena Chen with enough (Patrick Hamm supplied) spending money to treat fired McKinsey NYC whore Jing Yang to lunch. (Lena Chen Lena Chen Lena Chen)
February 20, 2011: Unemployable skank Lena Chen borrows train fare from her sugardaddy Patrick Hamm and Acela's to Rutgers. Lena Chen meets fatskank Justine Marie Shuey (Justine Shuey, Justine Marie Shuey [Middlesex County College]), who demonstrates a vacuum unit for sucking the cheese out of fatcunts' flappy vaginal skinfolds.
February 18, 2011: Jobless Lena Chen blogs advice on "becoming a writer." Since Lena Chen has published nowhere notable, making much less than $20,000 a year, readers wonder why Lena Chen neglected to give the REAL key to her "succeeding" as a "writer": get a nazi like Patrick Hamm to pay your bills in exchange for letting him cum on your face!
February 17, 2011: For the Nth time, Lena Chen blogs about the Mirena IUD stuffed up her cunt. "OMG!!1 AWESOME!!1" comments looselipped whore Charlsie Niemiec (charlsie.tumblr)
February 16, 2011: Jealous of the successful, recent graduates who studied during their time at Harvard (unlike Lena Chen, who squandered her 5 years in college spreading her legs), bitter Lena Chen sends a passive-aggressive tweet to Alexandra Petri, whose Washington Post article (unlike the trite blogs Lena Chen shits out for no-name outlets while sucking sociology teacher Patrick Hamm's cock) are actually being published and read.
February 16, 2011: Perv Pasadena PCC Prof Hugo Schwyzer types a "thanks for sucking my cock!" tweet to whore Lena Chen.
February 16, 2011: Desperate any crumb of publicity, attention whore Lena Chen tries again to ramp up attention for her laughable "HEY! LOOK AT ME!! MY 'NUMBER' IS 30!!!1 LOOK HEAR!!1" failed publicity grope. (Meanwhile, asian fetish bois Aleksey Kasavin (Rutgers) and Mark Brystowski (Yeshiva University) admit they jerk off to Lena Chen's tiny yellow tittays. And whore Sarah Roberts (Band Digital, Inc) seeks to learn mad cocksucking skillz by surfing Lena Chen's pornsite.)
February 15, 2011: Attention whore Lena Chen tries to gin up publicities!!1 for her upcoming putting-condoms-on-cucumbers gig at Rutgers University. (playbunnyninja [whore Amy Ho (East Brunswick HS)] and Rutgers skank Alyssa Roibal squeal that they'll be present to learn mad cocksucking skillz from Lena Chen)
February 14, 2011: Lena Chen, who has a history of attention whoring on Valentine's Day, posts a trite blog: in it, Lena Chen shows her gratitude to Patrick Hamm's paying her food, rent and travel expenses, by bitching that "Patrick Hamm...has never bought flowers for me or the apartment! The floral arrangements are one of my domestic duties [when Patrick Hamm isn't jizzing on Lena Chen's face, that is]." Lena Chen also pitches a spoiledcunt temper tantrum when she wants to leave the hotel, tweeting "WHERE'S MY GERMAN CHAUFFEUR [PATRICK HAMM]????" (Yes, spoiled cunt Lena Chen never bothered to learn to drive; she leaves that boring task to her enablers.) But that obvious cuntery doesn't stop whore Amy Plitt (Brooklyn NY, Marymount Manhattan College), cumslurper Elisabeth Michaud (emichaud, Boston, MA), skank Katie Ferguson (Texas A&M), and cumdumpster Jennifer Gaboriault (New Hampshire) and Jessica Haralson [who fucked up her resume as a skankblogger so badly she had to flee to South Korea to teach Engrish to kindergartners] from "liking" rapefantasy ho Lena Chen's moronic tantrum.)
February 13, 2011: Lena Chen, who makes less than $20K a year shitting out insipid blogs and putting cucumbers on condoms at various universities [like PCC where she also sucks off pervy prof Hugo Schwyzer], tweets about gorging herself on gourmet food (no doubt paid for by azn fetish sociology teacher Patrick Hamm): "The Asian fusion at The House in North Beach is fab. Best SF meal so far. OMG!!1"
February 12, 2011: Desperate for any crumb of publicity, attentionwhore Lena Chen squirts herself when she hoodwinks guttertrashwhore Shetu Modi into shitting out a blog for no-name website "Dollmag."
February 10, 2011: Jobless Lena Chen tweets from her aimless LA jetsetting (funded by sugardaddy Patrick Hamm): "Heading into Big Sur. No cell reception for the next 18 hours kids. :) Hey whore Tracy Clark-Flory: you in town? I need you to buy me pricey food!"
February 9, 2011: In the type of shrill blog Lena Chen posts when her narcissistic bubble is pricked, Lena Chen lies on her blog by (again!) playing the "poverty card," claiming that her daddy is not a restaurant owner. Unfortunately for lying skank Lena Chen, she blathered in a 2007 interview that "my dad owns three sushi restaurants in San Francisco and I've been eating it for years." (Link to interview here, and screenshot here). Of course, only a tiny few true believers believe Lena Chen's transparent lies anymore (such as NYU whore Victoria McNally, who can be found slutting it up on OKCupid under the handle vnally)
February 8, 2011: Desperate to ramp up her fizzling net traffic, attention-whore Lena Chen posts her FIFTH blog in two weeks alleging that mockery of her amounts to "SLUT SHAMING!!1" Unfortunately for Lena Chen, her transparent attention whoring only draws the same two dozen braindead whores, who cling to Lena Chen's blog for various psychopathic reasons. Lena Chen also squirts herself over some no-name whore (Monikah Schuschu) who blogs about surfing Lena Chen's rapefantasy blog.
February 4, 2011: Attention whore Lena Chen reposts a blog about all the jetsetting she'll be doing through March (on Patrick Hamm's dime, of course). Brown University skank Holly Hunt appears to "like" this kind of aimless whoring existence.
February 3-4, 2011: Unemployable skank Lena Chen tweets about stuffing her face with pricey food with California chinawhore Evelina Giang: "OMG!!1 In the car with sugardaddy Patrick Hamm, whore Evelina Giang, and faggot Wesley Wong, en route to dinner at Fraiche in Culver City. (Patrick Hamm is paying, 'natch)"
February 3, 2011: Jobless Lena Chen jetsets west, thanks to sugardaddy Patrick Hamm buying Lena Chen a plane ticket (in exchange for letting Patrick Hamm jizz on Lena Chen's face (again)). Apparently, Lena Chen doesn't suck Patrick Hamm's knob THAT well, since Patrick Hamm refuses to pay for a motel room; instead, the cheap German bastard demands that they stay with Lena's mommy--Lily Yanchang Chen--making it all the easier for Patrick Hamm to nail Lena Chen's tiny- snatched sister Gina Chen [skank-in-training at UCSD].
February 1, 2011: "Ooh, Let's start the Joy FUCK Club!!1" giggles dumbcunt Lena Chen, overestimating her cleverness (as usual). The post attracts the giddy glee of the usual tiny cluster of azn whores (STD ho Keri Lee, skank Mayka Mei, whore Jane Hu [psychology grad student, Berkeley]) and azn fetish pervs (Hugo Schwyzer [Pasadena City College], Jacob Genzuk [Chapman University School of Law]).
January 31, 2011: Starved for any crumb of publicity, attention whore Lena Chen creams her cunt over "writing" an "article" for (read: rehashing the same boring crap that was in her skankblog 4 years ago :P) a toilet "magazine" called "Underwired." The no-name rag only pays $100, but since azn fetishist sugardaddy Patrick Hamm is paying jobless Lena Chen's bills (in exchange for nude bukkakesessions with his former sociology student Lena Chen), Lena Chen blows the pitiful hundred-buck payday by stuffing her gob with pricey food at Donatella's in Chelsea, MA ("Whee!!1" tweets Lena Chen).
January 30, 2011: Desperate to rationalize the educational chances she squandered at Harvard (where Lena Chen was kicked out for poor grades after her junior year), Lena Chen shits out a painfully moronic "rebuttal" to the recent empirical findings that Lena Chen's type of 24/7 blackout drinking and whoring it up are bad ideas in college. Whore Sarah Kramer (snowbunny87), that dumb cunt vegan moron Sarah Kramer who flunked out of Bellvue University (and had to suck cock to finish her degree at Rochester Community and Technical College) creams herself over Lena Chen's poorly-scribbled shitarticle.
January 28, 2011: Desperate for money to fund her 24/7 attention whoring, spending sprees, and aimless jetsetting, Lena Chen tries to scam people into buying a pile of hastily-made t-shirts. (Dumbcunt Andrea Grimes [Deep Ellum, TX] is one of the suckers to give Lena Chen her credit card number.)
January 26-27, 2011: Jobless famewhore Lena Chen creams herself that her sugardaddy Patrick Hamm will be paying for her aimless jetsetting to New York and San Francisco. Lena Chen shows her gratitude by: 1) laughing that Patrick Hamm is too dumb to know how to make cupcakes, 2) blogging that Patrick Hamm is "the least romantic." (Since Lena Chen is satisfied to just have Patrick Hamm pay her bills, Lena Chen doesn't particularly care that Patrick Hamm just wants Lena Chen for a cheap cumdumpster. "Ah, gotta love those Germans!" mocks whore Maria Diaz, "so rational!")
January 26, 2011: Lena Chen reprints an email from self-indulgent fatass Leila Cohan Miccio. "It could be worse, Leila Cohan Miccio," Lena Chen coos, "just imagine having tiny tits [link to Lena Chen's tiny tits] like mine!"
January 24-26, 2011: Desperate to bump up her bloghits on the heels of Lena Chen's laughable "HEY! LOOK AT ME!! MY 'NUMBER' IS 30!!!1 LOOK HEAR!!1" failed publicity grope, Attention whore Lena Chen feigns outrage that some of her readers have been unmasked by name: namely, Sarah Gorr (University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign), Tuenny Ong (University College, Toronto), Ashley Blom (Emerson College), Kate DeMazza (University of Mary Washington), Sarah A. Hirsch (University of San Francisco), Carly Ho (Northwestern University), Sara Haase (CSU Long Beach), Nicole Oertli (University of Alabama Law School), Monikah Schuschu (Harvard Divinity School), Aida Manduley (Brown University), Justine Dolorfino (Columbia University Teachers College), Rose Bridges (Johns Hopkins University Music School), Laura Zheng (Cornell University Engineering), Leila Cohan Miccio, Sarah Fitz (Brandeis University), Elise Liu (Harvard), Sarah Kramer (Rochester MN Community and Technical College)] (As usual, airhead Lena Chen fails to realize the obvious: maybe if she weren't posting pics of herself nude, or of her Patrick Hamm-streaked cumface, or rhapsodizing about the STDs infesting her cunt, then her readers wouldn't be humiliated by their affiliation with her pornblog, in the furst place.)
January 24, 2011: On the heels of a 30-day European vacation, jobless Lena Chen posts yet ANOTHER installment of her "Anatomy of a Shopping Spree": Cashmere cardigan by Amal Guessous," moans Lena Chen, "Tank from Etsy, Denim skirt by Kovi & T, Necklace by Ann Taylor, Crown from Ladurée, OMG!11" (By now, Lena Chen's readership has dwindled to a tiny skanky skeleton crew--like azn fuckie-suckie whore wannabe Jaymee Goh and stupid Chicago cumguzzler Stephanie Vaughn...oh, and dumbcunt Miriam Lazewatsky aka Mimi) In particular, Lena Chen's only readers are cunts too dumb to ask the obvious question: Hmm, if Lena Chen is, as she blogs, grossing less than $20,000 a year on 4th rate free-lance commission-crumbs, then WHO'S PAYING LENA CHEN'S BILLS?! Daddy's AMEX? Credit Card fraud? Sugar Daddy Patrick Hamm? In any case, Lena Chen unwittingly undermines her claim to be an "independent" "working girl" with each poasting of her manic spendwhoring.)
January 21, 2011: Lena Chen, who has published nothing beyond an occasional 200 word blurb (while her fuckbuddy Patrick Hamm pays jobless Lena Chen's bills), laughably offers advice on becoming a "free lance writer" on her readerless blog.
January 20, 2011: Desperate for any crumb of attention, publicity whore Lena Chen reveals to a third-rate women's magazine that her cunt has been plugged by 30 cocks [Lena Chen Marie Claire]. Of course, Lena Chen: (a) hypocritically uses the words "Harvard" and "Ivy League" a half-dozen times in the 250 word forgettable blurb--even though she's missed no opportunity to shit on the "privilege" of Harvard and its students [Lena Chen Harvard] [Lena Chen Harvard] (b) hypocritically contradicts last year's claims by Lena Chen that "virginity is just a social construction" and (c) reveals that, as usual, Lena Chen is incapable of framing any thought that doesn't involve shoving something into her gaping cunt. (Nonetheless, Lena Chen's tiny cluster of skankleaders sprayed their panties for the meaningless tripe--including slut Jamia Wilson () and skank Christian Martinez-Canchola (kenyon)
January 18, 2011: Still in the thick of a manic blogging streak (new meds, lol), Lena Chen pretends to be outraged that some guy grabbed the sluts tiny tit in Paris. (Note: Lena Chen is even MOAR titless than skank Lingbao Li [Lingbao Li Harvard newskank] Lingbao Li). Of course, anyone with a memory will remember that Lena Chen enjoyed how her teacher Patrick Hamm choked her until she spread her legs, then spooged on her face--a photo Lena Chen [Lena Chen facial] blogged to the world.
January 18, 2010: Desperate for any crumb of validation, attention slut Lena Chen squirts her panties over an interview on a no-name blog conducted by stupid skank Cristen Conger (dumb whore apparently doesn't even know about using google to check the backgrounds of pathological liars like Lena Chen). Lena Chen
January 14, 2011: Lena Chen, who was too busy stuffing her mouth and cunt with cock to learn anything in college, finds herself unable to blog anything for a "Freelance Friday"...except for a drawn-out self-absorbed blog... about blogging, Part THREE, OMG!!1
January 13, 2011: Lena Chen, who has blogged that she only makes a chintzy few thousand dollars as a "free-lance writer" lol, blogs again from her Patrick Hamm sugardaddy-funded jetsetting trip, from Paris France. lol, Lena Chen nude.
January 13, 2011: Desperate for any crumb of validation, attention whore Lena Chen creams her panties over a blurb on flirting on the website Jezebel. The post draws a handful of readers, who quickly mock Lena Chen's superficial "advice" and Lena Chen's hack suckwriting.
January 13, 2011: In the midst of a manic blogging spurt (new meds?), Lena Chen posts a list of "Career Goals." Apparently, Lena Chen fails to realize the educational opportunities she squandered at college (while she was busy gobbling cock) will be a perpetual stumbling-block to any attempt to write anything of value
January 10, 2011: Lena Chen, who has splashed her nude photos across the internet, obviously fails to notice the nuance in a relationship rabbi's advice to save nudity for the bedroom.
January 8, 2011: Self-absorbed skank Lena Chen,[Lena Chen Harvard] who has mocked her Chinese mother and her selfless sacrifices, weighs in on the Amy Chua media clusterfuck. As usual, insipid Lena Chen has nothing novel to say beyond "OMG!!1 My MOM was JUST LIKE THAT!!11"
January 7, 2011: Lena Chen, [Lena Chen Harvard] who was too busy stuffing her mouth and cunt with cock to learn anything in college, finds herself unable to blog anything for a "Freelance Friday"...except for a drawn-out self-absorbed blog... about blogging, OMG!!1
January 5, 2011: Lena Chen, [Lena Chen Harvard] who has blogged that she only makes a chintzy few thousand dollars as a "free-lance writer" lol, blogs again from her Patrick Hamm sugardaddy-funded jetsetting trip, from Lech, Austria.
January 4, 2011: In a rare bit of truthfulness, Lena Chen [Lena Chen drops H-Bomb] admits that her writing on sexandtheivy is clumsy, hackneyed bilge tripe.
January 3, 2011: Lena Chen, who has blogged that she only makes a chintzy few thousand dollars as a "free-lance writer" lol, somehow sucks Patrick Hamm Patrick Hamm's [that's Patrick Hamm Harvard sociology grad student] cock hard enough to get him to pay her way to Lech, Austria.
December 31, 2010: In a rambling, blathering 2500 word blog post, unemployable skank Lena Chen reveals that her cocksucky blog, sexandtheivy.com, was a drunken mistake: "I was drinking to the point of blacking out 3 or 4 times a week," writes Lena Chen. Lena Chen also reveals that Harvard kicked her out of school on account of a 20 page paper which Lena Chen was too lazy and stupid to write. Amusingly, Lena Chen seems surprised by her lack of long-term memory: given all the drugs she was doing with her teacher Patrick Hamm (Note: Patrick Hamm also got his Harvard student Lena Chen a fake ID so she could barhop with her teacher Patrick Hamm), it's a surprise Lena Chen even remembers her sugardaddy asian fetish boi Patrick Hamm. (Amusingly, Lena Chen's blog traffic has dropped to a handful--like whore Steph Burton [stephiebee] and asianfetish fanboi Jeff Byrnes sick yellowfever [Berklee boi] and dumbskank Dunja Nedic.) LOL Lena Chen
December 31, 2010: Desperate for any small crumb of validation, slut Lena Chen reblogs a
random comment by some dumbcunt Erin Stewart (thinkofprettythings.tumblr.com) on her slutblog. Erin Stewart is insecure that she goes to a third-tier toilet university (The Australian National University), so Erin Stewart is encouraged by failure Lena Chen's defensive shitting on Harvard. (For more on moron Erin L. Stewart, who surfs on Lena Chen's pornblog, see this link: http://au.linkedin.com/in/erinlstewart)
December 30, 2010: Jobless Lena Chen blogs about her latest spending spree (Rider Tee for $12.99 (down from $40) | Neck Warmer Dress for $20 (down from $70) OMG!!1); Lena Chen, who has been unemployed after being dumped by Harvard in May, no doubt got the spending money by sucking her former teacher sugardaddy Patrick Hamm's cock extra hard in his Harvard teaching office...
December 29, 2010: Insecure over the utter failure her life has become since Harvard booted her worthless skank ass, Lena Chen bitterly shits on Harvard...again (see here for moar).
December 27, 2010: Showing how much she "respects" her "friends" privacy, drunkskank Lena Chen blabs about: (1) how her "bestie" Jason D. Burke loves gobbling cockknobs. Jason D. Burke was almost as much of an utter FAIL at Harvard as Lena Chen: apparently, Jason Burke was too busy drinking with Lena Chen (and sucking cock) to end up anywhere better than third-tier toilet Boston College School of Law. (For MOAR on faghag Lena Chen's pet fag Jason D. Burke, see here: http://www.linkedin.com/in/jasondburke), and (2) how Lena Chen's selfish cuntfriend Courtney Kennedy made a phony melodramatic suicide gesture in Germany; like Lena Chen, dumbcunt Courtney Kennedy (likepolishingfirewood.tumblr.com) got kicked out of Harvard, too (for more on Courtney Kennedy, see details: here)
December 27, 2010: Realizing that her talents are unable to get her a job (well, except for the job sucking sugardaddy Patrick Hamm's cock after doing drugs with her former teacher Patrick Hamm), Lena Chen reveals she wants to bilk the government out of school loan money and go to graduate school.
December 26, 2010: Lena Chen, who lacks the attention span to parse anything longer than a Chinese fortune cookie, praises selfish psychocunt Courtney Kennedy's insipid blogpost as "brilliant."
December 22, 2010: "PATRICK HAMM CANT PAY MY CREDIT CARD BILL BECOZ BANK OF AMERICA WONT RECOG'ZE MY COMPUTER AND WE CANT CALL THEM, FML!!!11" tweets jobless Lena Chen while jetsetting in Germany (between bukkake sessions with her sociology teacher Patrick Hamm) Lena Chen is also upset that, owing to her blackout drinking, Lena Chen cannot recall some of the charges she made on the credit card Patrick Hamm pays for...
December 21, 2010: "WRITING ABT THE HELTH BENEFTZ OF MASTURBATION AND ORGAZMS, OMG!11" tweets Lena Chen, revealing her inability to write about anything that doesn't involve shoving something into one of Lena Chen's orifices.
December 20, 2010: Jobless since May (except for her job letting sugar daddy Patrick Hamm jizz on her face [picture of Patrick Hamm's jizz on Lena Chen's face Patrick Hamm here and here]), Lena Chen's inflated sense of entitlement leads her to beg Patrick Hamm Patrick Hamm Patrick Hamm to pay for her to jetset to Germany for Christmas holiday.
December 17, 2010: Lena Chen shows no sign of shutting the fuck up about the Julian Assange fake rape charges. Very hypocritical of Lena Chen, since EVERYONE KNOWS how much Lena Chen welcomes rapesex from her sugardaddy Patrick Hamm.
December 15-16, 2010: Desperate to suck some NEW cock before jetsetting off to Germany to be with her sugardaddy Patrick Hamm, Lena Chen visits asian fetish dude Zac Pollinger, after having cookie-cutter azn skankblogger Zoe Yang pay for Lena Chen's dinner ("IN THE FINANCIAL DISTRICT!!11 OMG!!!1" tweets Lena Chen) Lena Chen Lena Chen
December 15, 2010: With Lena Chen's asian fetish sugar daddy Patrick Hamm in Germany, Lena Chen [Lena Chen Glamour] tweets that she's in New York, hooking up with past fuckbuddies (ex Zac Pollinger (Zachary Pollinger)). "Are these the ones in print?" wonders skank Sarah E. Brown (aka "sarahsuperb" who administrates gabrielcousens.com). Famewhore Lena Chen, humiliated that no one remembers anything about her except the pics she posted of Patrick Hamm spooging his cum on Lena Chen's face, begs a producer at MTV for a spot on
"The Seven" (Another azn attention whore, Jing Yang, soon follows suit.)
December 14-15, 2010: Desperate for any crumb of recognition, attention whore Lena Chen creams her pussy over interviewing two no-name worthless skanks (Aja Johnson [@imnotasia] and Maria Diaz [@mariadiaz]) for some no-name blog.
December 13, 2010: Since Patrick Hamm is in Germany, this means unemployed Lena Chen [Lena Chen twitter] is free from the chore of satisfying Patrick Hamm's sexual mores; rather than hunt for a job, Lena Chen [Lena Chen Harvard] goes to Chelsea and drinks the night away.
December 10, 2010: Lena Chen warns skankblogger Helen Chiu (aka zoeynym) about the perils of being a whore: "He's going to divorce you once he realizes he married a ho!" Lena Chen says of Helen Chiu's master Marcus Galindo, "Your comeuppance is impending, you Jezebel!" (Rather ironic that Lena Chen would give relationship advice, since jobless Lena Chen's "relationship" involves renting out her gash to her sugardaddy Patrick Hamm.)
December 10, 2010: Despite "studying" German for a year (to better fulfill Patrick Hamm's nazi white fetish desires), Lena Chen reveals that she can't parse it for shit without running to Google Translate. Also (yes, jobless Lena Chen twitters A LOT), Lena Chen posts shit about her former friend, Jason D. Burke, who, like slut Lena Chen, fucked up so badly at Harvard UG that only shiTTThole Boston College School of Law would hold their nose and accept Jason D. Burke's goattse'd ass.
December 8, 2010: Unemployed skank Lena Chen wastes the day tweeting about such earthshattering shit as her dog's diarrhea (twice) and how childbirth causes women to shit. Which goes to show how little Lena Chen actually learned anything at Harvard (besides how to stuff cocks and food into Lena Chen's orifices...). Lena Chen also tweets a deep query about making spam musubi to skank Jing Yang (aka jingtastic).
December 7-8, 2010: Lena Chen actually calls her fuckbuddy Patrick Hamm's "jetsetting" dog, Hamlet, "spoiled." Amusing that Lena Chen [Lena Chen photos], who refuses to get a job, sponges off Patrick Hamm's money (in exchange for various oral and anal "favours" no doubt), and will spend Christmas in Germany on Patrick Hamm's dime, and (...) would not see the hilarious hypocrisy of Lena Chen calling ANYONE "spoiled."
December 7, 2010: One of Lena Chen's handful of readers notices that Lena Chen is too lazy to actually WRITE BACK to emails from Lena Chen's retarded handful of "fans"
December 2, 2010: Desperate for any crumb of validation, jobless attentionwhore Lena Chen squeals over a crap "shoot" she'll do with dumbcunts Carlin Ross and Rachel Kramer Bussel. Lena Chen also mentions she will reveal the number of guys who have plugged Lena Chen's diseased cunt as part of the "notes" accompanying the photos.
December 1, 2010: Talentless Lena Chen tries to "write" an "article" about her maid-mommy's abusive marriage to Lena Chen's daddy, restauranteur George Chen, which fucked up Lena Chen (and UCSD sister Gina Chen) for life. Lena Chen's shitty article is roundly mocked by readers of the site.
November 30, 2010: Unemployed Lena Chen, who gets her money after sucking sugardaddy Patrick Hamm's azn-fetished cock, blogs about spending assloads of money for computer trinkets. That same day, dumbcunt Lena Chen blathers on about virginity being a "social construct." Amusingly, Lena Chen is too much of a moron to realize that the SAME ARGUMENTS show that RAPE is a "social construct" as well.
November 28-29, 2010: Lena Chen (whose "writing" doesn't even gross $20K/year) blogs about dropping several hundred dollars of sugardaddy Patrick Hamm's money on panties at RueLaLa and a Miraculous Bra for Lena Chen's muffin-top titties (picture of Lena Chen's tits here). Enablers of Lena Chen's whoreblog, cunty Leila Cohan-Miccio and tiny-titted skank Jennifer Ross (nymphetinrepose @ University of Ottawa)
November 23, 2010: Attention whore Lena Chen squeals over her latest YouTube skankvid, recorded with fired-from-McKinsey-for-online-nudie-pics whore Zoe Yang (aka Jing Yang aka Yijing Yang), hocunt Chloe Angyal and cumdumpster Amelia Parry-McDonell
November 17, 2010: Lena Chen blogs about that other cookie-cutter azn blogwhore, Zoe Yang
(aka Jing Yang aka Yijing Yang): "AWKWARD THINGS THAT OCCUR BECAUSE OF THE INTERNET: The random “third” Zoe Yang found on CraigsList for her threesome with Holden Groves? They tried to add her on LinkedIn. Perhaps they’ll even “recommend” you to their colleagues. (No, this did not happen
to me. [It happened to Jing Yang] No, my anonymous friend [Yijing Yang aka jingtastic] did not accept the request.)" ProTip: if you want to find the skankslut who
creams for threesomes, fantasizing about being a Vietnamese prostitute, and having her tits
smacked HARD, just add zoeyijingyang on LinkedIn:
http://www.linkedin.com/in/zoeyijingyang]
November 16, 2010: Lena Chen makes a note to visit KaDeWe the next time she jetsets to Berlin on her sugar daddy faggot Patrick Hamm's money
November 9, 2010: After Lehigh whore Jessica Chu [jesksa@gmail.com ] squeals for it, attention whore Lena Chen offers another "Anatomy of a Shopping Spree": Lena Chen (whose writing "job" fetches less than $20K/year, before taxes) details how she wasted several hundred dollars of sugardaddy Patrick Hamm's money.
October 31, 2010: Jobless Lena Chen pisses away $150 of sugardaddy Patrick Hamm's money on Hello Kitty shit. (Meanwhile, Patrick Hamm dresses up as an asian fetish pedophile for Halloween...)
October 30, 2010: Unemployed Lena Chen, who would be homeless without her sugardaddy Patrick Hamm's paying Lena Chen's bills [see "Who's Paying Lena Chen's Bills?"], shows her gratitude by emasculating Patrick Hamm YET AGAIN (see Apr 14, Oct 28)
October 28, 2010: Unemployed Lena Chen, who would be homeless without her sugardaddy Patrick Hamm's paying Lena Chen's bills, shows her gratitude by dismissing Patrick Hamm as no more "the One" than some random fuckbuddy. [That same day, Lena Chen wastes $200 of sugardaddy Patrick Hamm's money on an online shopping spree]
October 26, 2010: Attention whore Lena Chen squirts herself when some fourth-rate cuntrag, "More Magazine" lists her and other no-name cunts as "tomorrow's feminists": Megan Evans, Julie Zeilinger, Morgane Richardson, Jen McCreight, Tracy Clark-Flory, Shelby Knox, Allison Kasic, Karin Agness, Latoya Peterson
October 14, 2010: Lena Chen (who grosses less than $20K/year before taxes) blogs that she dropped $150 of sugardaddy Patrick Hamm's money on Hello Kitty shit.
August 11, 2010: In a rare moment of honesty, Lena Chen blogs that her shitty "writing" makes no more than $20K/year, BEFORE TAXES. Of course, Lena Chen's brain-dead enabler/readers never do teh obvious math and ask the obvious follow-up question: SO WHO IS PAYING LENA CHEN'S RENT, FOOD, AND SHOPPING SPREES?? [That same day, Lena Chen is jetsetting through Europe [no doubt spreading her legs in exchange for Patrick Hamm's $$$] and goes on a shopping spree, spending 35 Euros and 30 Pounds of Patrick Hamm's money]
June 8, 2010: Lena Chen sponges off of skank Jordan Reid to gorge on pricey food at Wasabi Lobby. Needless to say, Jordan Reid is a superficial dumbwhore who spends her time whoring herself out to "microcelebrities" then blogging about it at ramshackleglam.com, lol.
May 11, 2010: Lena Chen (who blogged that a sex blog was really "a bad idea") flies into a rage when Slate magazine points out the obvious same thing--to wit, that blogging nude photos of yourself (as Lena Chen has), photos of yourself with jizz on your face (as Lena Chen has), details of rapesex (as when Lena Chen blogged about how her sociology teacher Patrick Hamm choked her until she was forced into fucking him), druggie details (as when Lena Chen and Patrick Hamm), lawbreaking details (as when Patrick Hamm got a fake ID and bought booze for his 19-year-old student fuckthing Lena Chen)...ALL OF IT is a REALLY BAD IDEA.
April 15, 2010: Lena Chen (who's posted nude photos of herself, Lena Chen, as well as photos of herself with Patrick Hamm's cum on her face) creams in her panties when slut Chloe Angyal spurts out a hackneyed comparison of Lena Chen to Ashley Dupre [LOL!] in the Huffington Post. The blurb is yet another dead-horse flogging of the Lena Chen nude photos scandal (Can anyone say "attention whore Lena Chen"?)
April 14, 2010: Unemployed Lena Chen, who would be homeless without her sugardaddy Patrick Hamm's paying Lena Chen's bills, shows her gratitude by dismissing Patrick Hamm as no more special than a random fuck.
April 1, 2010: Lena Chen, who's posted nude photos of herself, Lena Chen, as well as photos of herself with Patrick Hamm's cum on her face, whines to the Washington City newspaper about other nude photos, posted of herself, Lena Chen, back in 2007. Dumb skank Amanda Hess gets duped by Lena Chen's lies and writes up the false article.
March 10, 2010: Lena Chen tweets that she will only use the phrase "non-marital sex" in her thesis, rather than "pre-marital sex"--lol, Lena Chen is indulging delusions of grandeur if she thinks anyone will seriously read that shit. Even Patrick Hamm said that Lena Chen (who was his student) had piss-poor grades [here's the link to Patrick Hamm dissing Lena]. Gotta wonder why Patrick Hamm passed her in his class, ay? ;)
March 4, 2010: Bitter Lena Chen whines about her college experience in an article. Then, when commenters point out that Lena Chen's drunken, drug-fueled hookups likely accounted for Lena Chen's less-than-fulfilling college experience, Lena Chen throws a temper-tantrum on her tumblr. Lena Chen's childish tantrum is quickly mocked on a prestigious Ivy League board. (Of course, Lena Chen is similarly bitter about America, and looks forward to becoming a whore for her sugar daddy Patrick Hamm in Germany.)
February 28, 2010: Lena Chen reveals that she didn't learn the meaning of "Ibid." until, um, last week. No surprise there, since Lena Chen has avoided books for the last five years, instead preferring to shove dildos up her cunt (with violent psycho Christine Yu [photo of Christine Z. Yu and Lena Chen]), jet-set through Europe (with violent psycho Courtney Kennedy), taking 115 shopping sprees, and letting Patrick Hamm shoot his jizz in her face (when Lena Chen and Patrick Hamm aren't doing drugs, that is). Then Lena Chen whines when media outlets laugh Lena Chen off as an airhead skank (see Feb 9 2010 entry)
February 24, 2010: Desperate for any crumb of validation of her whoring and shopping sprees (financed by Lena Chen's sugar daddy fuckbuddy Patrick Hamm), Lena Chen praises a blog by skank wannabe Emily Boffa. Amusingly, pinhead Emily Boffa writes that Lena Chen "rarely writes about her sex life anymore." O RLY? Perhaps slut Emily Boffa missed
- Lena Chen's recent liveblogging(s!) of having an IUD shoved up her cunt (as reported by UPENN campus slut Lindsey Stull), or
- Lena Chen's blog(s!) about Lena Chen's STDs, or
- Lena Chen's discussion of which dildoes she most enjoyed shoving up her snatch (cowritten with violent criminal offender Christine Yu).
February 15, 2010: Lena Chen tries to blame her psychiatric problems on "internet haters." Looks like Dum-dum Lena Chen forgot that she already blogged, in 2006, that her mental illness was a LIFELONG AFFLICTION. (PROTIP: Lena, if you're gonna lie, try and have a better memory, okay?)
February 9, 2010: Lena Chen, who has posted nude photos of herself, a photo of herself with cum on her face, seduced one of her teachers (Patrick Hamm), and confesses to having STDs, whines when Der Spiegel writes her off as an airhead skank.
January 9, 2010: Lena Chen pretends to be outraged about nude photos of her on the internet. An alert observer notices that Lena Chen posted nude photos on her own blog. In a fumbling bit of harried "damage control," Lena Chen scrubs the nudie pix from her blog. Unfortunately for Lena Chen, her nude pictures (as well as the picture of her after her sugar daddy Patrick Hamm spooged on her face--yep, that's Patrick Hamm's cum!) are all over the internet already...
January 7, 2010: Lena Chen writes (sans irony) that "It would have saved my sanity had a few individuals simply thought twice about clicking Post Entry." So writes Lena Chen, who has posted (and removed) scores of posts, including one where Lena Chen reveals how her teacher Patrick Hamm procured drugs and a fake ID for her, one of a photo of Lena Chen after Patrick Hamm ejaculated on her face, and one where Lena Chen posted nude photos of herself. (For moar on the Patrick Hamm scandal; for moar on Patrick Hamm)
September 22, 2009: Lena Chen tries (yet again--recall July 18, 2009 & July 20, 2008) to rationalize her claiming to be "poor" while megablogging photos of her jetsetting through Europe (again). "I probably have it better than most college students whose mothers are hotel maids," writes Lena Chen, prompting a reader to react accordingly: "Did you really type that? I guess children of hotel maids should have just been aborted before birth right? They don't need to pollute the world with their filth. You are so fucking clueless, I am glad I don't personally know you."
August 1, 2009: Lena blogs the itinerary for this summer's jetsetting jaunt through
Europe (OMG!11) Lena no doubt deserves the break, since she worked a
WHOLE TWO MONTHS this summer!!1
July 30, 2009: Lena recounts stuffing her Monstrous Maw with donuts from the
pricey Bottega Louie eatery.
July 28, 2009: Lena navelgazes about the movie "Bruno." She shares that most
of her fag friends [like fagfailure Jason D. Burke] aren't "nymphomanic, trend-chasing
fame whores." Since Lena Chen is a motherfucking expert on that topic, we'll take
her word for it.
July 28, 2009: Lena recounts pissing away $50 on an acupuncture treatment.
July 26, 2009: Lena posts yet another Anatomy of a Spending Spree: "Yves Saint
Laurent corset top...Gigi and Coco skirt (purchased at the very adorable Beacon
Hill boutique Holiday)...Stuart Weitzman heels."
July 24, 2009: Lena navelgazes about whether it's time to shove an IUD into her Gaping
Gash.
July 21, 2009: Lena "Harvard's Own Paris Hilton" Chen blogs about a party at the "super
trendy" Edison. (OMG!!1)
July 18, 2009: Lena Chen tries to "explain the haterade." Amusingly, Lena "Jetsetting to Europe/Buying Shit in New York/Stuffing My Face on Pricey Food in Philly" Chen lies that she
"had to work my ass off every term to have the same lifestyle as my college friends."
Sure, because all of our friends who "work their asses off" have SCADS
of time to post effervescent self-indulgent twitter tweets about their
latest spending spree or upscale sushi gorgefest...Also, by "work my ass off," Lena seems to mean letting her sugar daddy Patrick Hamm spurt on her face and sex her against her will.
July 17, 2009: Horrified that readers discovered Lena's twitter that confessed her sexblog
was a "bad idea," Lena Chen attempts damage control. She posts a cunt-deep-in-denial
bit of navel-gazing to her sexblog, but the truth outs itself despite Lena's best
efforts. Lena's list of things she "lost because of it: I spent most of college disassociating
myself from my peers, physically running away (to New York, to Philadelphia,
abroad), and questioning my own sanity."
July 16, 2009: Lena blogs for "College Candy." Subject? Foreskin on penises she
stuffs into her Gaping Gash. My, how much Lena's mind has grown at
Harvard!
July 14, 2009: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with food from Xinh
Xinh.
July 10, 2009: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw with food from the Mei
Sum Bakery. Lena "I wanna be taken seriously as a writer" Chen also reminds
readers of her contest to win a vibrator (OMG!!1)
July 9, 2009: Yet another Anatomy of a Shopping Spree: "Murmur jacket (from High
Society in SF’s Marina District)...Yanuk jeans...Chuck Taylor All-Stars...Ferre
sunglasses."
July 8, 2009: Lena blogs hackneyed hackery about "What the Government Doesn't
Want You to Know About Cocaine."
July 6, 2009: Lena blogs about stuffing food into her Monstrous Maw from New Saigon
Sandwich shop, as well as the Hungry I.
July 5, 2009: Lena blogs about her need to begin working out again, since her ass got
bloated over the winter. She also blogs about guzzling coffee the previous day
at Andala Coffee House. She's always thinkin' them deep thoughts, yo.
July 3, 2009: Lena blogs about stuffing her Monstrous Maw for dinner at the The Red House
July 2, 2009: "I’ve never quite understood the idea of having a “type” when it comes to dating," sez Lena "the guys I fuck are white" Chen. One of the white guys who spurts his cum on her face is her teacher Patrick Hamm. Yeah, that Patrick Hamm.
June 30, 2009: Lena "I'm so poor I need financial aid" Chen blogs about a $167 dress she bought on a shopping spree at Ilus.
June 19, 2009: Another Anatomy of a Shopping Spree: "Henri Bendel cardigan...White House Black Market top...alice + olivia skirt (a crazy steal for $30 [OMG!!!1] at Peachfrog, a designer liquidator in Williamsburg)...Cole Haan flats (borrowed from fuckup skank Evelina Giang)
June 19, 2009: Whiny bitch Lena Chen, who has posted pictures of her face smeared with cum, and is amused that her fuckbuddy calls her "whore whore slut," has a temper tantrum when a man says that Lena "dropped my cock out of your mouth in my bedroom last night.”
June 4, 2009: Lena "I was kicked out of Harvard my junior year" Chen blogs about "embracing her Ivy snobbery."
June 4, 2009: Lena blogs triffling tripe about whether "age is just a number." Needless to say, reader "Stacey" calls Lena Chen out on her BS. After getting the better of the argument, Stacey's comments are deleted.
June 4, 2009: Unable to secure a finance job, Lena "I flunked my Junior year" Chen blames her unemployability on "nepotism." (It's unclear why Lena Chen is bitching when Patrick Hamm is her sugar daddy.)
May 19, 2009: Lena "I can only write about cock and pussy" Chen mocks the putative illiteracy of a poster she spotted at her former high school (Alhambra High School).
April 13, 2009: Lena Chen bitches constantly about imagined "violations" of her nonexistent "privacy"...then Lena Chen blogstalks a girlfriend of an ex-boyfriend of Lena's friend Kennedy. "They started dating on or about April 3," blogs the Junior Detective. (Oh, and Lena blogs about Kennedy's psychotic break, to boot.) Lena has also bitched that people actually followed all the breadcrumbs she dropped, and outed the teacher sexing her, Patrick Hamm.
July 20, 2008: Lena hysterically pleads poverty and insists she "works" for her money. Small problemo: Lena Chen forgets that she's already blogged that she receives an "ALLOWANCE" lol. (Some also speculate that Patrick Hamm, who ejaculates on Lena's face, is her sugar daddy.)
June 10, 2008:Lena Chen tweets about her sexbuddy (and former teacher) Patrick's getting her drugs and a fake ID...then is miffed at the scandal which results. "Patrick," as everyone knows, refers to Lena's sugar daddy Patrick Hamm.
June 10, 2008: Lena posts her sexbuddy Patrick's running-time for the Boston Marathon (for which there's a well-known search engine)...then cries outrage when her sexbuddy, Patrick Hamm, is outed.
May 28, 2008: Lena Chen posts pictures of her cum-smeared face...then is upset at the "gawking." (The cum on her face was contributed by Lena Chen's teacher, Patrick Hamm.)
January 8, 2008: Lena expresses outrage over an ex-sexbuddy posting nude pictures of her...then Lena Chen posts a set of nude pictures of herself.
June 2, 2007: "The largest amount I’ve spent in one outing this semester," blogs Lena Chen, "was $400 and this is because a completely incompetent Kate Spade clerk overcharged me. Then Bank of America/my mother/the useless piece of plastic in my wallet got all pissy on my ass."
May 21, 2007: "Wait," blogs Lena Chen, "so living like a Sex and the City character is an unhealthy thing? Fuck."
May 3, 2007: In recapping the 07-08 school year, Lena Chen has a rare moment of clarity: "My romantic turmoil, depression, insecurities — all of it played out in the public sphere. I felt anxious all the time, could barely focus on my work, and finally, pulled away violently from everyone. Months later, the solution, as it turns out, is to actually not tell everyone everything. Surprise surprise." Lena Chen quickly forgets this obvious virtue. Surprise surprise.
April 27, 2007: "I refuse to have sex again until I’m in love," blogs Lena Chen. LULZ!!
April 5, 2007: Spoiled brat Lena Chen tantrums over people calling sexandtheivy a sex blog. "This is not a blog about sex," she whines, "it is a blog about life. Woe is me, I’m a misunderstood writer who’s been given the wrong label by the world!"
April 4, 2007: "I want my professional pursuits to have little to do with this website because if I actually make it in the ultra-competitive literary world, I’d like it to be a result of talent, not accidental fame or Harvard’s marketability," Lena Chen writes...but peppers her blogs with the H-bomb and never misses a chance to famewhore for sexandtheivy.
April 3, 2007: A brief article on Lena appears in a college newspaper. Lena looses this WTF-doozy: "I don't want what I start writing about to start impacting my personal life."
February 8, 2007: "I never really viewed [sexandtheivy] as a sex blog," says bullshitter Lena Chen
February 2, 2007: Lena blogs about a Cambridge college dating site. "guys inflicted with the yellow fever can narrow their options to Asian women," says Lena "the guys I fuck are white" Chen. Later, she ends up with her yellowfever sociology teacher Patrick Hamm, who actually says Patrick Hamm is only fucking Lena Chen because she's yellow.
November 11, 2006: Lena blogs about quitting sexandtheivy...then blogs again 4 days later.
October 17, 2006: Lena blogs about drunken hookups and rubbers sliding out of her pussy, de-anonymizes her blog...then is "horrified" when her 14-year-old sister's friends hear about the blog and humiliate Lena Chen's sister, Gina Chen ("It’s so awkward when people assume I’m some slut like you," says Gina Chen)
September 5, 2006: "I don't understand how anyone but the most voyeuristic of individuals could appreciate the new Facebook," writes Lena Chen...who then blogs her own nude photos, a picture of her semen-smeared face, and revels in the post-drunksex condom exiting her Gaping Gash.
September 1, 2006: Lena is indignant over "catcalls"...then posts numerous slutty photos to her blog.
August 26, 2006: Lena names her blog sexandtheivy...then disavows comparisons to Carrie Bradshaw.
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